Emu vs Kiwi

[Emu]

Attention All Aussies!!

As many of you are aware, I have been leading the "Ant-Kiwi" troops for some time now. I have found the stress of this role almost overwhelming. I am leaving on Tuesday to go O.S. to the U.S. for some valuable R & R. I will be gone for 2 and a half weeks and should return refreshed and ready to rally the troops.

I am asking that in my absence you all rally around Major General "Sarge" and keep the fight up to the Old Kiwi. There could be tough times ahead as our front-line Wallabies go in as underdogs next weekend. A loss could seriously affect our morale and will provide the stunted, flightless one with heaps of ammo.

I'm depending on you "Slim" and Trev(Robbzfc58) - amongst others -  to step up. Lead the young "Phantom" by example, he is only new.

I will check in from time to time during my absence to see the progress of the battle.

Over and out

Field Marshal Emu,  I shall return!

[Phantom]

Hey Emu ,thanks for the "young" phantom mate , after all i am only 49 years of age , and i will endeavour to carry on Kiwi bashing while you are away.
                                     Cheers Russell

[slim]

I dont normally attack something that cant defend itself, But EMU , this time Ill make an Exception. Only because you have been doing such a Grand job at KIWI BASHING!!!  POOR DEFENSELESS THING IT IS.

[Emu]

Slim,

This Kiwi is not as defenceless as he seems!!

Phantom, maybe "young" wasn't the most appropriate description. New to the "Corps" was what I was trying to say.

Keep up the good work and what a fine looking ride u have!

[Sarge]

EMU
      You have earned a good rest so make the most of your R & R, for we all eagerly await your return.  ;)

Regards
Mark


KIWI beware For we the protectors of EMU tuff are watching you. :P

[-KIWI-]

why would u back an ostrich ? esprcially one that when the goin gets tough the emu gets goin !!!!!


emu face facts we wiN the tourinG cars we will win the rugby we just about Won the leauge we won the americas cup ...

u must be wantin to emigrate to nz at this rate

sarge phantom slim etc send me a pm and we can avoid your public humilation at gettin ur arse kicked bya kiwi


emu if you were a true leader u would stay and fight to the death but alas emus obviouslly have week knees and canT stomach a fight with a lil old kiwi


GET HARD JOIN THE WINNING SIDE
VOTE 1 KIWI ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[customFC]

Hey this seems a bit one sided.........but he does ask for it.

Now about them touring cars........OK, the NZ's prove they can drive as well as the Aussies and the rest of the world, but when they wheel a Kiwi car onto the starting grid, then we'll take that comment serious.

America's Cup.......only a Kiwi would take a Battleship to a YAGHT race......

Regards
Alex

P.S Emu, have a great holiday.

[robbzfc58]

emu   message received loud & clear!
its the world against kiwi!
wasn't there something about a west aussie boat taking the americas cup a few years back.
have a good trip, emu ,   you've left the country in safe hands.

[-KIWI-]

does nz not have a car its called TEAM KIWI ;) ;) ;) ;)

[-KIWI-]

kiwi vs the rest
WHAT IS AN EMU ????
An emu is an australian bird. It can't fly. It is grey, and slightly depressed (walks round all hunched over like Richard the third, making grouchy noises to itself). I met a few when I visited my relatives in Australia. They are the most depressing birds

[customFC]

Team Kiwi......NZ driver, NZ mechanics, NZ $ backing.........AUSTRALIAN CAR.

Regards
Alex

[-KIWI-]

made by kiwis in an auzzie factory !!!!

[robbzfc58]

hey craig     not many kiwis working anywhere in aus

[Emu]

That's not fair Trev,

It is hard work lining up in the hot Gold Coast sun to collect ya dole cheque!!!

Thanks all for your well wishes.

I feel much better about leaving now.

Go Wallabies!!!!

[knickers]

Kiwi my friend you have my 100% backing - still while they're picking on us antipodians they're leaving the Poms alone.
Hmmm, emu's, dont they wear feather tutu's.

Any way, what do you call an Aussie who marries a Kiwi - a social climber.

[robbzfc58]

EMU     MAY DAY   MAY DAY   theres two of them  & they can both spell

[-KIWI-]

thats rite folks theres 2 of us and we got your country covered from west  to the  east  and probablly all of tasmania u are surronded
but go ahead emu leave that will double the iq of both australia and the usa
and holly shit were educated kiwis too

nickers you are an hounarable and brave partner in this fight against the evil ostrich emu

and thank you for all the emails faxs calls of support and finanacial assistance from the many many members of this forum who are kiwi supporters i (WE ) wont let you down

signed general k1w1
ridder of evil emus

[Emu]

O.K. O.K. Don't panic boys!!

Remember your training. Back to basics.

Secure the perimeter and stick together.

Kiwi, 3 years in the 4th grade doesn't make u edumacated. Does your mate "frilly Nickers" know what he's getting into you? His demise will be on your head!

Fix bayonets!!

[helen clark]

dear kiwi just a short note to let you know that all on new zealand is behind you in your brave fight against the evil emu empire this sadam hussain of birds must be stopped at any cost and you have full access to any thing the nz govt can offer in your brave brave fight againt that nasty emu


regards
helen clark
nz primeminister
govt buildings wellington nz  

[-KIWI-]

 ;D ;Demu
thanks for your email today re a ceasefire
unfortunitly i am unable to grant your request all though the offer of a 7 day all expences paid trip to the gold coast was apealing i can not be bribed also offering us tasmania as a good will guesture was great but you should have asked tasmania first
sorry youll have to fight to the death
regards your arch enemy
kiwi ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D