Emu vs Kiwi

[-KIWI-]

message from your leader EMU
dear citizens
i have defected to the usa and am now in exile .
i urge u all to submit to kiwi as your new leader
he is a real leader and can give you things emu never could.
sarge this means you now answer to the kiwis
i know they will be fair to u and ur looking at no more than 10-20 years in prison for your war crimes

SO PLEASE ALL SUBMIT TO KIWI


REGARDS YR EX LEADER EMU

[Emu]

I would really like to say something very witty in response to the Nasty Kiwi, but its 4.30 in the morning and I'm late for my flight.

So .... Sticks n Stones will break my bones........



Keep up the good fight boys. Don't listen the bird who speaks with forked beak

I'll be back

Emu. Flyer over of New Zuland at a Great Height

[4hammers]

Ha ha.
Upgrade to Tiger Moths?? They would still be a hell of alot more advanced than the Kiwi "Airfarce" (Yes, that is meant to say FARCE!!).
The problem in designing any type of plane that that the "Short Bird with big arse" can fly, is that it is just NOT aerodynamicaly possible. They are also known to be remarkably short-sighted, so are shithouse at a dog fight.
Hmmm, short, not very bright, cant see very well, speaks with a forked tongue. Who does that remind me of?..........................BLOODY HELL! John Howard is a Kiwi! Keep an eye out at your local dole office for him fellas. We have been infiltrated.
Rob J

[HARKO]

Heres one for the Kiwi.

[robbzfc58]

hey   the purple clothes have gone from the clothes line

[HARKO]

Hes got em on now trev

Which reminds me of a joke.
Superman is flying around on a Saturday night thinking how much he would like to make love to Wonder woman , But he thinks shes such a strong natured femminest that he wouldnt stand a chance.
She is so so hot , Hmmm I know , If I fly down into her room at the speed of light have my way with her and fly back out she wont even know I was there.
So Superman flies over to Wonder Womans apartment and spies her naked on the bed in a very inviting position.
its all too much so he flies in has his way and flies back out at the speed of light feeling much more relieved

At that moment Wonder Woman says "What was that"
I dont know but my arse is realy realy sore says the invisible man.


Phantom check the last page for your pic

[ChrisB]

Well Kiwi,
If that game did not take a few smiles of the Kiwi faces   and that cheeky grin of Carlos Spencer, I bet there is a plane load of plucked Kiwis heading home tommorrow

The talk is cheap and the general came through again


ChrisB              

[leon]

  ;DYou are cheeky, and I agree 100%
:Regards Leon

[-KIWI-]

please can i become an auzzie please
regards a very very sorry and humbled kiwi

[Sarge]

kIWI
      DID YOU FORGET TO TELL YOUR WORLD RUBY TEAM THAT THEY WERE TO PLAY AUSTRALIA ON SATURDAY NIGHT IN THE SEMI-FINAL. FOR ALL I WATCHED WAS
- RUN MARTAY RUN MARTAY HERE THEY COME-
      NOW OLD FOE FROM ACROSS THE WAYS WHY THE TEARS YOU SHOULD BE USE TO IT BY NOW.
      AS FOR YOUR AIR FORCE, DIDNT YOU GET ENOUGH SPARE PART FROM ANSSET TO PUT A SQUADRON TOGETHER BEFROE YOU LOT BOLTED.
      IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU PEOPLE WISH TO BE BEATEN AT.

REGARDS
MARK

[Emu]

Hey Kiwi,

Its me!!!!!

I'm sitting in an apartment overlooking 5th Ave in New York. Slowly recovering from the big night I had in an Irish Pub on 86th street. That's an Irish pub with about 100 Aussies and 2 sorry Kiwis, a big screen and a world cup semi-final.

Enough said!

Had a quick browse of the forum. Looks like the boys are holding their own. I think the tide has turned.

We will be reviewing your application for citizenship seriously. I think something can be arranged for ya.

GTG

Emu, Official Wallaby rubber in arer

[Phantom]

Hey Harko, Thanks for the excellent pic mate , it is fantastic , The Phanton does drive an FC ,
                      Cheers Russell

[knickers]

dear oh dear !!!

I'm writing this from the intensive care unit of the Royal Perth Hospital, suffering from deep depression, severe wrist lacerations & recovering from an overdose of waltzing matilda.
As you all may not realise, that was not our strongest team coz most our top players could not get the time off work that day so we had to play with what we could muster on the day.

'viva la France'

oh well - I'm also off to the immigration dept on Monday

[RET]

I had a suspicion this thread might warm up a bit today.


"Go you good thing"

cheers
RET

[slim]

I m  Very HUNG OVER from the shitloads of Partying I did , with the money I won betting all the Kiwi Backers,.. Once again NZ go home with Emu shit all over there faces.....     ROLL ON WHOEVER IS NEXT and prepare for the final HUMILIATION....... ALSO congradulations to the KANGAROOS for Retaining the ASHES ...... again.    AND to all you KIWIS ,,,,,, STOP CRYING IN YOUR BEER......

[-KIWI-]

im only gunna say this once emu so listen up
i kiwi herby admit you play rugby/leauge/soccer /cricket and everybloody other sport better than the CURRENT KIWI TEAMS

HAPPY NOW EMU?

KIWI FC EK EX NEWSZEALANDER

[Whenawe Gunnawin]

This an open letter to the Australian Prime Minister, the Honourable Mr John Howard.

After the humilation of our current sporting teams I wish to apply for political refugee status in your great sporting nation.
Will you please consider my application at your very earliest as it is of utmost importance.

The Honourable Ms Helen Clarke, ex Prime Minster of New Zealand & Mr John Mitchell ex All Black coach

Please Mr Emu do you have a room we could rent in the meantime

[robbzfc58]

just a short message to all EWE kiwis
the "canning stock route "is a track thru the west australian outback- - -  not an annual event involving people & animals.    please pass this on to your fellow country men!!
             trev

[Emu]

Transcript of address to The United Nations by Field Marshal - Emu Kiwi Slayer. New York City, November 16th, 2003.

Members of the assembly, today I have accepted the unconditional surrender of the New Zuland forces from prime Minister Helen "Dag" Clarke and her commander in Chief, Kiwi-Fc.

It is with pleasure that I would like to announce a newly formed allegiance between our two great antipodean nations. We will unite to fight the true enemy of all southern Hemisphereans, the dirty Poms!
General Kiwi has been promoted to Field Marshal and will help rally the N.Z. forces as the great ANZAC spirit is rekindled in this crucial battle.

I urge all Australians to put behind them some of the hurts from our previous battle with the New Zullanders and support Field Marshal  kiwi in my brief abscence.

Go Wallabies!!

Field Marshal Emu - Pommie Basher

[slim]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ! because nothing can save the POMMS.......