Make Kiwi Feel Welcome

[normd]

Guyzz , Found this so we can :-
 1/    Understand what Kiwi is saying
 2/    Speak in his language next time he,s in Oz , to make him feel welcome  

HOW  TO  SPEAK  "NEW  ZEALAND"

(FOR  BIST  EFICT   -  RID  THESE  OUT  ALOUD)

MILBURN--------------------CAPITAL  OF  VICTORIA,  AUSTRALIA
PECK---------------------------TO  FILL  A   SUITCASE
PISSED  ASIDE--------------CHEMICAL   TO    KILL    INSECTS
PIGS----------------------------FOR  HANGING  OUT  WASHING
PUMP--------------------------TO  ACT  AS  AN  AGENT  FOR  A  PROSTITUTE
PUG------------------------------LARGE ANIMAL  WITH  A CURLY   TAIL
NIN  TIN  DOUGH-----------COMPUTER   GAME
MUNNER   STRONEY------SOUP
MIN-----------------------------MALE  PERSONS
MESS   KARA ---------------EYE    MAKEUP
McKENNOCK----------------PERSON   WHO   FIXES   CARS
MERE -------------------------  MAYOR
LEATHER---------------------FOAM  PRODUCED     BY    SOAP
LIFT-----------------------------GONE,  DEPARTED
KIRI  PECKER --------------- FAMOUS  AUSTRALIAN  BUSINESSMAN
KEN'S --------------------------CAIRNS ,  AUSTRALIA
JUM-----------------------------PERSON   CALLED  JIM
JUNGLE   BILLS------------  CHRISTMAS   CAROL
INNER   ME ------------------ ENEMY
GUESS------------------------- EXPLOSIVE   VAPOUR
FUSH  -------------------------  MARINE    CREATURES
FUSH  AND  CHUPS  -----   FRIED   MEAL
EVER  CARDEAU------------AVOCADO
FEAR   HEAR----------------- BLONDE
EAR------------------------------THE THING  YOU  BREATH
EAR-RO-BUCKS--------------EXERCISE    AT   THE   GYM
DUFFYCULT-------------------NOT    EASY
AMEJEN-------------------------VISUALISE
CHUCK--------------------------WHERE    EGGS   COME    FROM
BUG  HUT ---------------------  POPULAR  SONG
BEARD---------------------------PLACE     TO   SLEEP
SUCKS   PECK------------------HALF   A  DOZEN   BEERS
EAR   NEW   ZULLAND-----NATIONAL  AIRLINE    OF  N.Z.
BEERS----------------------------LARGE  ANIMAL  FOUND  IN  U.S.   FORESTS
VEERJUN------------------------MYTHICAL     NEW    ZEALAND    MAIDEN
ONE  DOZE -------------------  MICROSOFT  COMPUTER   PROGRAM
SEX-------------------------------ONE     LESS    THAN   SIVVEN
IGGS  ECKTLY-----------------PRECISELY
BEGGAGE   CHUCKEN----  PLACE   TO  LEAVE  YOUR  LUGGAGE   AT  THE   AIRPORT

Norm          
PS Sorry Kiwi ,   couldn't resist ,

[slim]

Thats a real Pesser................ Translated into English , VERY FUNNY.

[-KIWI-]

very good ewe guys i pay that one !!!!!!!!!!!!!



kiwi - proper englush spoaker

[Sarge]

Thanks Norm
                   I have to pick him up at the airport on Friday, I was expecting a very quite trip back down the coast. But now we will be able to talk to each other. Hope the little round one understands Australian.  

Cheers
Sarge

[customFC]

Hey Sarge.
To make it easier to spot the infamous Kiwi at the airport, look for a guy with this under his arm.


Regards
Alex

[zulu]

nice 1 Alex, what can she do???
Gary

[robbzfc58]

just a word of warning.......dont make him too welcome!