Sarge's Sleepless Endevour

[FC0058]

Sarge's efforts and many sleepless nights have come to an end.

His goal has been acheived.

WELCOME TO THE DIZZY HIGHTS OF GURUizam

[Sarge]

Thank you one and all I have Arrived.   And now I am going to get some sleep.   Not I think now I will try for Super Guru. How many does that take RET 1000.  

Regards
Sarge

[-KIWI-]

 ;Dand they think i cheapend being a guru ?
didnt see me postin all over the place like a cheap 2 buck hooker did ya ??





congaraulation sarge at least ya beat the friggen emu  

[-KIWI-]

how bout we up the number for non existing gurus to 500 to stop the existing gurus like me self comming under attack from non gurus like emu who are unable to obtain this satus ??

[Sarge]

Kiwi Thank you for those kind words (I think).  
Also Kiwi I made a rough count of all those one off post of photos and dribble and I believe Ret is going to remove 68 posts from your counter. This would just about put you back level with that great Aussie Icon EMU.   As for appearing all over the place like a two bob hookie, I was only trying to keep in-touch with all my fellow FE FC lovers who use this wonderful forum. Once again you will notice that I have only used one post to answer two of your posts.

Regards
Sarge

[FC0058]

Fellow GURU's
You mayhave notice that EMU has not responded to any posts in this topic.

Why you ask Well as you know this is a topic about GURU and there for he must be of GURU status to enter into this conversation.

That should get him in here  

[-KIWI-]

jim sarge fellow gurus i think fc0058 is correct until mr pluckaduck gains the pinicle of the forum status we may not have a repl :-*y from him

[Emu]

Ok! Ok!

Ya got me!!!!

Sarge, your efforts were not reflective of a "2 buck" or a "two bob" hooker......... you are worth at least 10 bucks!!

Kiwi......... shuddup!!

Jim,
May I address you in such a familiar way, although I am not of Guru status?
James,
I aspire to one day be as you and Sarge are, Guru's of QLD.

I will continue to post a mixture of Humour and Homilie of Wisdom and Wit of Meaning and Mirth  until that glorious day arrives and I join the illustrious ranks of the Gurus (and Kiwi)

Emu - Guru in waiting.

[FC0058]

EMU
You have just reminded me of a few very important points.

1. Your a New South Welshman (QLD Could do with a few more of us and less Newzulanders)
2. Your a member of the QLD club, and
3. Your an "AUSTRALIAN"

So what more could you ask for

At least your not a KIWI.

[-KIWI-]

mr fc0058 just a couple a points:



1/i was educated by ryde highschool in ryde nsw
2/ i have sent a application to join the qld club
3/ i hold an australian citizernship and passport
4/i am allready a GURU so sit down and shuddup

[Emu]

First he has destroyed the respect in which the position of Guru was held.........
Now we discover Kiwi holds Aussie Citizenship!!!

Please leave us with something to believe in Kiwi!!