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Title: The Blonde and the New Car Post by: Poo Wagon Bloke on April 21, 2005, 09:12:55 AM G'day all,
Heres a couple of jokes I got from the last meeting of the Ballarat and District Early Holden Car Club. THE NEW CAR Chris and Jenny arrived at Preston Motors to pick up their new car, and were told that the keys had been accidently locked inside it. They went to the service department and found Ian working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As they watched from the passenger's side, Jenny instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," Jenny announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered Ian. "I already got that side." THE BLONDE Judy (the blonde) had made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 kms on it. She discussed her problem with her friend Betty that she knew through a local car club. Betty suggested, "There maybe a way to sell her car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied Judy. "All that matters is that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied Betty. In a quiet voice, she told Judy: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 kms. The it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, Judy took a trip to the mechanic on Betty's advice. About 1 month after that, Betty saw Judy (the blonde) and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied Judy. "Why should I? It has only done 40,000 kms." Hope you got a laugh, Jake ;D ;D ;D ;D ad055 |