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A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart.  So he went
to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked
the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note.  While wrapping the
gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties
instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart.

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening.  I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so much
easier to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me
a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I
had the sales girl try them on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for your for the first time.  No
doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a  little damp from wearing.  And be sure to
keep them on while cleaning them so they do not shrink.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!  I hope
you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love
Hollingsworth

PS  The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.