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Title: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: normd on August 24, 2004, 01:18:35 PM Guyzz , Found this so we can :-
1/ Understand what Kiwi is saying 2/ Speak in his language next time he,s in Oz , to make him feel welcome ;) HOW TO SPEAK "NEW ZEALAND" (FOR BIST EFICT - RID THESE OUT ALOUD) MILBURN--------------------CAPITAL OF VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA PECK---------------------------TO FILL A SUITCASE PISSED ASIDE--------------CHEMICAL TO KILL INSECTS PIGS----------------------------FOR HANGING OUT WASHING PUMP--------------------------TO ACT AS AN AGENT FOR A PROSTITUTE PUG------------------------------LARGE ANIMAL WITH A CURLY TAIL NIN TIN DOUGH-----------COMPUTER GAME MUNNER STRONEY------SOUP MIN-----------------------------MALE PERSONS MESS KARA ---------------EYE MAKEUP McKENNOCK----------------PERSON WHO FIXES CARS MERE ------------------------- MAYOR LEATHER---------------------FOAM PRODUCED BY SOAP LIFT-----------------------------GONE, DEPARTED KIRI PECKER --------------- FAMOUS AUSTRALIAN BUSINESSMAN KEN'S --------------------------CAIRNS , AUSTRALIA JUM-----------------------------PERSON CALLED JIM JUNGLE BILLS------------ CHRISTMAS CAROL INNER ME ------------------ ENEMY GUESS------------------------- EXPLOSIVE VAPOUR FUSH ------------------------- MARINE CREATURES FUSH AND CHUPS ----- FRIED MEAL EVER CARDEAU------------AVOCADO FEAR HEAR----------------- BLONDE EAR------------------------------THE THING YOU BREATH EAR-RO-BUCKS--------------EXERCISE AT THE GYM DUFFYCULT-------------------NOT EASY AMEJEN-------------------------VISUALISE CHUCK--------------------------WHERE EGGS COME FROM BUG HUT --------------------- POPULAR SONG BEARD---------------------------PLACE TO SLEEP SUCKS PECK------------------HALF A DOZEN BEERS EAR NEW ZULLAND-----NATIONAL AIRLINE OF N.Z. BEERS----------------------------LARGE ANIMAL FOUND IN U.S. FORESTS VEERJUN------------------------MYTHICAL NEW ZEALAND MAIDEN ONE DOZE ------------------- MICROSOFT COMPUTER PROGRAM SEX-------------------------------ONE LESS THAN SIVVEN IGGS ECKTLY-----------------PRECISELY BEGGAGE CHUCKEN---- PLACE TO LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE AT THE AIRPORT Norm :) ;D ;D ;D ;D PS Sorry Kiwi , couldn't resist , Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: slim on August 25, 2004, 01:15:10 AM Thats a real Pesser................ Translated into English , VERY FUNNY.
Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: -KIWI- on August 25, 2004, 03:37:36 AM very good ewe guys i pay that one !!!!!!!!!!!!!
kiwi - proper englush spoaker Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: Sarge on August 25, 2004, 08:15:48 AM Thanks Norm
I have to pick him up at the airport on Friday, I was expecting a very quite trip back down the coast. But now we will be able to talk to each other. Hope the little round one understands Australian. ;D Cheers Sarge Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: customFC on August 25, 2004, 10:01:07 AM Hey Sarge.
To make it easier to spot the infamous Kiwi at the airport, look for a guy with this under his arm. (http://members.iinet.net.au/~du49/News/sheep1.JPG) Regards Alex Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: zulu on August 25, 2004, 10:09:41 AM nice 1 Alex, what can she do???
Gary Title: Re: Make Kiwi Feel Welcome Post by: robbzfc58 on August 25, 2004, 10:51:24 AM just a word of warning.......dont make him too welcome!
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