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Title: Funnys rehash Post by: HARKO on July 03, 2003, 08:30:31 AM Going to rehash these links because theyre great for a laugh ,Thanks Alex didnt know you hated cats
http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85585 And cheers airchief ,I did way better than the real thing ;D http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp . Title: Re: Funnys rehash Post by: customFC on July 03, 2003, 09:47:10 AM Hey Harko.
Thanks for the reminder, I had to go take another look. Forgot how funny that was. ;D ;D I got 35884 points on the J2Ometer. Here's one that is amazingly funny, this guy built a jet powered beer cooler. (long read with pics) http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/ Regards Alex Title: Re: Funnys rehash Post by: robbzfc58 on July 03, 2003, 09:47:17 AM ;Dgood one harko. looks like one seriously pissed off cat..an escapee from alex' microwave thanks for that ;D trev Title: Re: Funnys rehash Post by: air-chief on July 03, 2003, 11:13:59 PM No worries, glad you liked it.
I think you'll have to use the back yard if you ever come and drink at my place ;D Title: Re: Funnys rehash Post by: RET on July 03, 2003, 11:33:57 PM Frank from WA sent me this from today's Sydney Morning Herald:
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/02/1056825443669.html Which reminded me of PJ O'Rourke's masterpiece essay: How To Drive Fast On Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed And Not Spill Your Drink ($2) Enjoy, RET Title: Re: Funnys rehash Post by: customFC on July 04, 2003, 10:29:55 AM Here's one:
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay ten dollars and, if you pass three tests, you get all the money. The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?" "Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules." So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do. First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila...the whole thing, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands." "Third, there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her." The man is stunned. "I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things ..." "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah? He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon all the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then.... silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large, bloody scratches all over his body. "Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?" Regards Alex |