michaels57,
You must be kidding.
When I found out how young you were, I was prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt. I do remember being 17, and figured that your comparative youth went some way towards explaining your thin skin. Whilst you triggered a lot of good natured banter about HQ-WB etc, very little of what followed was actually aimed at you personally. A couple of comments were borderline, but no-one called you names or gave you grounds for a libel suit.
You had a little tantrum, and in the process told us your age. Subsequently, a number of people apologised either publicly or privately to you. Instead of accepting these apologies graciously, you start crowing:
ANd THEY ALL YELPED RETREAT!!!!!!
AND SCOURED AWAY
I bet the apologies have dried up pretty quick since then. I know I deleted the one I was writing.
And now you want help? There is at least one professional graphic artist who participates here, and probably half-a-dozen amateur ones. None of them are likely to appreciate being called a geek. You've got a strange way of asking for favours.
Here's your couch: