Two crocodiles were found sitting at the side of the swamp near Parliament House Canberra.
The smaller croc turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids when we were dumped here. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big croc, What you been eating mate?
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small croc.
"Hmm. Well, where do catch them?"
"Down at the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House."
"Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of them Lexus and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them on the leg, shake the shit out of him and eat up?"
"Ah!" says the big croc, "I think I see your problem. Your not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
hahahahahahaha.
nice one,now i just have to remember it . ::)
I like it!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers,
Graham
As a long term resident of Canberra, I would like to advise the author of this joke that this was a ripper.
There are not enough of these "Close to the Truth" jokes around.
Nice one!!
Phil :)
Hi Gents
I received it from a friend, and in true spirit of the nationals and to aid people who have never lived in the nations capital, I thought I would expose them to some light hearted political humour.
O'if it were only true.
Cheers Jim
I like it, I like it a lot. ;D
Cheers
Sarge