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1. Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to amuse.
2. How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for French fries
3. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
4. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to
a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
5. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
i know i said id change the topics, but ill get the blonde jokes over and done with
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tests have proven that the final words before a fatal urban car crash are "OH ****"
in a rural car crash they are " Hold my stubby and watch this for skill!"
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